Amazing but true: Heather Mills, still bitter about getting ‘only’ $50 million in her divorce settlement, has hired a team of forensic accountants to go through everything and prove that Paul McCartney has $1.6 billion.
In her impromptu press conference after the divorce hearing at the High Court, Miss Mills said:
“We all know he’s worth £800million. He’s been worth £800million for the last 15 years.”
“Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again.”
Meanwhile, sources close to Paul say he’s hiring a forensic psychologist to dig into the deepest recesses of his mind to try to determine what the hell he was thinking when he married her.
She should leave the marriage with what she arrived with, zero!